Nagpur Masti News: Celebrations always squeeze the flying colors of happiness. And when we talk about Holi, the festivities are added with little spice of humor along with loads of laughter. So all you Nagpurites, get set with your glasses of thandai or some ‘thanda’ and treat your eyes with our text of satire.
BURA NA MANO HOLI HAI…ENJOOOOOOOOOYYYY!!!!
This Holi Nagpur Today accords some of the hilarious, yet pinching a little, titles to some of our top leaders and officials that have been with us in all our good and bad as well.
We have put our one-liners to match the likes of these leaders. Hope all would enjoy including the people whom we have trained our guns of gulaal at. We can’t resist but only say –
Today’s Rate
Tues 19 Nov. 2024
BURA NA MANO HOLI HAI…ENJOOOOOOOOOYYYY!!!!
Back Door Badshah made of ’Stain’less Steel
Development “Vikas” is my only CHILD who never goes WILD.
Maan Naa Maan…Apne to Bas Hanuman…But Hanuman doesn’t play politics
Avinash Pande No…Never…Nagpur…Not again!!
Settle wasn’t pulp fiction.
East Nagpur too big to handle, Let me ride corporator’s saddle
Hmmm
Datta Meghe
“Who cares for AGE, Just like my IMAGE.”
Anees Ahmed
A slip of tongue…Uda de mera rang.
Krishna Khopde
East Nagpur too big to handle, Let me ride corporator’s saddle.
Sandeep Joshi
No issue comes FREE….ANY ISSUES?
Devendra Fadnavis
Come let’s play election-election, and I bet I will win.
Nitin Raut
Your pan my bread, Your welfare my trade
My shop at Byramji Town that I have made
Vilas Sapkal, VC, RTMNU
It’s exam time not Holi
Students ki band hai Boli
Shyam Wardhane, NMC Commissioner
It’s my city…So what’s the problem if I took away it’s beauty.
Commissioner of Police Pathak
Don’t bother about CRIME, It’s TV’s Prime Time
